Playboy Mansion Has Harmful Bacteria..Really

grottoIn the non shocking celebrity entertainment news department today, officials announced they had found harmful bacteria at the Playboy mansion.  What is shocking though, is that officials didn’t find bacteria or virus’s of the STD variety.  However sources said they weren’t searching for that type of virus, as that was a given.  But seriously, they did find a bacteria that causes Legionnaires disease.  The investigation took place after more than 200 attendees of an event at the Holmby Hills Playboy mansion became ill in February.
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County health officials began the investigation on February 11, 2011 after multiple reports of fever, chills, coughs, and malaise.  They’re not saying exactly where the bacteria was located but that it was a water source.  That means it could have come from the bathroom tap, the kitchen tap, or the in(famous) grotto.  I’m placing my money on the grotto.  The question is who in there right mind  would choose to go swimming in that thing?  Unless one of the playmates is naked in the pool, begging me to join her in the pool, AND I have watertight full body suit, you’re not likely to find me in the Playboy Mansion grotto.

Playboy Mansion bacteria points to Legionnaires’ disease outbreak …

Mar 1, 2011  Los Angeles County public health officials have identified Legionella bacteria, which causes Legionnaires’ disease, at a water source at the 

 

Officials: Harmful bacteria at Playboy Mansion

Mar 1, 2011  LA County probe of illnesses finds bacteria at Playboy Mansion; other causes not ruled out.

 

Harmful bacteria found at Playboy Mansion – Health – Infectious …

Los Angeles County health officials have found the bacteria that causes Legionnaires’ disease at the Playboy Mansion after 200 people who attended an event 

 

Playboy Mansion Outbreak: Legionella Bacteria Found in Probe of …

Mar 1, 2011  HOLMBY HILLS (KTLA) — Los Angeles County public health officials have identified Legionella bacteria in a water source at the Playboy

 

Playboy Mansion bacteria points to Legionnaires’ disease outbreak

Mar 1, 2011  Playboy Mansion bacteria points to Legionnaires’ disease outbreak, LOS ANGELES – Los Angeles County public health officials have identified 

 

Legionella bacteria found at Playboy Mansion after illnesses …

Mar 1, 2011  Health officials investigating a respiratory illness that infected some 200 people after a party at the Playboy Mansion said on Tuesday they 

 

Playboy Mansion Illness: Health Officials Find Harmful Bacteria

Mar 1, 2011  The headline alone, “Health Officials Find Harmful Bacteria At Playboy Mansion“, instantaneously brings to mind visions of overly voluptuous 

 

The next event at the Playboy mansion is the wedding of Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris.  The beautiful couple share a host of common things, though age is not one of them.  Hefner is 84…..Crystal is a very mature 24.  Good luck Mr. Hefner, your going to need it, plus a big bottle of blue pills.