Michaele Salahi Kicked Off ‘Celeb Rehab’ Reality TV Show[Video]

In the insanely stupid world that is celebrity reality TV, and Hollywood in general, things just got more stupid.  Michaele Salahi was kicked off of the Celebrity reality tv show Celeb Rehab, wait for it….for not having an addiction!  This story is moronic on so many different levels.  Lets count the ways.

First, Michaele Salahi should, in no uncertain terms, NOT be considered a celebrity
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Second, Michaele Salahi clearly had no addiction, unless you consider attention craving an addiction.

Third, the idiot producers should have and could have figured out very easily that Salahi didn’t have an addiction

Fourth, the idiot producers should be on the show for being addicted to crack.  I only assume they are addicted to crack, because they created such an idiotic tv show

Five, the network executives should be on the show as well (see previous point)

Sixth, the show promotes drug and alcohol addictions.  It tells young(or old) celebs to go out and create a drug or alcohol problem (or both!), and you’ll get a tv show deal!

Seventh, only in America would you go to rehab on tv.  Isn’t rehab supposed to  be a private thing??

Eight, even if you forget all of the idiocy pointed out above, and accept that the show is legit, WHY isn’t Charlie Sheen on it??  I mean really, isn’t he the king of addiction right now?  And we know he needs a new job.

Anyways, this author didn’t actually know there was a reality show called Celeb Rehab, or that Michaele Salahi was on it.  What I do know:  every single person that actually watches or watched this show needs a solid back of the hand to the head, to hopefully knock some sense into them.  Otherwise, there is no hope for humanity.  Oh, and Michaele Salahi’s husband Tareq Salahi, might be in trouble with his wife for telling TMZ that the only addiction was chocolate over the weekend.

Michaele Salahi Fired From Celebrity Rehab Because She Doesn’t Actually Need Rehab
Mediaite.com, on Wed, 09 Mar 2011 09:09:20 -0800

Yep, Michaele Salahi has been kicked out of Celebrity Rehab after show host Dr. Drew Pinski decided she was just too darn healthy. From E! News: “’The treatment program that Celebrity Rehab documents is intended for individuals with serious substance

Report: Michaele Salahi Kicked Off “Celebrity Rehab”
MyStateline.com, on Wed, 09 Mar 2011 09:05:06 -0800

(Los Angeles, CA) — White House party crasher Michaele Salahi has reportedly been kicked off “Celebrity Rehab.” TMZ.com cites show sources as saying Salahi was asked to leave the VH1 reality program because she has no real addiction.

‘Real Housewives’ Star Kicked Off Celeb Rehab for Having No Addiction
Hollywood Reporter, on Wed, 09 Mar 2011 08:51:37 -0800

Michaele Salahi is sent home after failing to meet “criteria” to be treated on Dr. Drew’s VH1 show. The Real Housewives of DC star Michaele Salahi – perhaps best known for crashing the White House in 2009 – has left VH1’s Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew

Michaele Salahi Fired from “Celebrity Rehab”; Husband Tareq Salahi Says It’s …
OK! Magazine, on Wed, 09 Mar 2011 08:49:05 -0800

Alleged White House party crasher and former Real Housewife of DC Michaele Salahi has been booted from Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew Pinsky, and her husband Tareq Salahi is not happy. Tareq is defending his wife and has suggested he may sue Celebrity