Charlie Sheen’s Tour: My Violent Torpedo of Truth [Tickets For Sale]

This really should have been posted under the “Are you kidding me?” category, but anyways, Charlie Sheen is REALLY going on a tour.  We here at California Examiner just can’t make this stuff up.  Charlie Sheen announced two dates in his incredibly silly tour named “My Violent Torpedo of Truth” Tour, one in Detroit, and one in Chicago.  This in itself is insane.  But equally insane is the fact that tickets for the two dates sold out immediately.  Don’t worry though, tickets are available in the secondary market, and I suspect tickets can be had for a song.   Here’s what’s available so far:



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While all the other news outlets bring you more details on the all important impacts of the Japan earthquake and tsunami’s, and the impending nuclear plant meltdowns, we’re here to tell you about the Charlie Sheen “My Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour.

Don’t worry,  I’m sure he’ll announce more dates, in more cities, after the ticket sales success of these first two Charlie Sheen Tour dates!

Charlie Sheen to donate to Japanese earthquake relief
AZ Central.com, on Mon, 14 Mar 2011 15:25:03 -0700

A message posted on the website Charlie’s Korner said: “Charlie will be donating One Dollar from each ticket to: ‘My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option Show’ LIVE to the Red Cross Japanese Earthquake Relief Fund. (sic)” Meanwhile, tour

 

harlie Sheen Tour — Sold Out in 18 Minutes! | TMZ.com

Mar 12, 2011  Charlie Sheen has won the Internet again — his upcoming mini-tour sold out in just 18 minutes … and now he’s planning on adding extra 

 

Charlie Sheen Is Going on Tour – Charlie Sheen : People.com

Mar 11, 2011  The actor is taking a show – Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth – on tour.