The Bi-Winning tiger blood pissing Charlie Sheen has figured out that he can actually make a crap load of money from his live tour called “My Violent Torpedo of Truth“. And lord knows he needs it….we can only imagine how much those hookers, porn stars and five pound bags of cocaine are costing him, not to mention the Viagra.
He’s added additional dates in the following cities:
Cleveland, OH: Playhouse Square, April 5th, 2011
Columbus, OH: Palace Theater, April 6th, 2011
Radio City Music Hall, April 8th, 2011
Wallingford, CT: Oakdale Theater
Boston, MA: Agganis Theater, April 12, 2011
The new dates come after Charlie Sheen sold out his Detroit and Chicago dates in 18 minutes, apparently a new TicketMaster record. To make up for his complete lack of live talent, he’s promising a whole $1 per ticket to the Japan Relief efforts.
Now comes the hard part. Entertaining thousands of fans for an extended period of time, AND not doing any coke for at least an hour or two straight. Yikes, both challenges sound monumental, though surely a Warlock can succeed?
Charlie Sheen Tour Sells Out in 18 Minutes – The Hollywood Reporter
Mar 13, 2011 … He promises to donate $1 from each ticket sale to Japan earthquake victims.
Charlie Sheen announces new tour dates – USATODAY.com
Mar 15, 2011 … Just in: Charlie Sheen has announced new Charlie Sheen Live: My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option tour dates. …
Charlie Sheen’s Tour Sells Out In Minutes | PerezHilton.com
Mar 13, 2011 … Oh, come on!! This is getting sooooo ridiculous! Do people really just want to spend their hard-earned cash on watching Charlie Sheen …
Charlie Sheen Tour Coming Soon to a Town Near You? | The Wrap TV
Mar 11, 2011 … Relieved of his “Two and a Half Men” duties, Sheen has launched a live tour, ” Charlie Sheen: My Violent Torpedo of Death/Defeat Is Not an …